Non-Sequiturs 05.12.15

* Could there be a new lead, 10 years later, in the Natalee Holloway case? Or maybe just some overly sensationalized news coverage marking 10 years since Holloway went missing? [Inside Edition] * Despite Brooklyn DA Ken Thompson's decision not to prosecute Willie Groomes for the March fatal shooting in the Borough Hall subway station, stating they couldn't prove "homicide beyond a reasonable doubt.” Andy Cush makes a compelling case, with graphics and photos, that Groomes was pursuing, with his gun drawn, the unarmed victim at the time of the shooting. [Gawker] * Lawyers who make less money are happier. Of freaking course, just another reason why "having it all" is nothing but a cruel joke. [New York Times] * From T-14 law schools to... comedy? The career change for twin brothers that will feed the dream of disillusioned law students everywhere. [Village Voice] * This is how public interest lawyers are made: University of Wisconsin School of Law students create video for the public on the law of police-related killings. [Channel 3000] * Who doesn't love some awkward lawyers shilling their wares for our consumption? Check out this round-up of attorney commercials. [Esplin Weight] * Natalie Portman just loves her some legal luminaries. The Hollywood Reporter has her take on Alan Dershowitz [The Hollywood Reporter]